Think you’re a loser? Congratulations, you’re sexy!

Another day, another dollar.

Hmmmm, as I sat down at work today mulling over the things I needed to settle, a thought came to my mind.

To love is to love the other’s imperfections, or something like that.

I wonder, who ever thought that up? Sure, loving one’s imperfection comes when one is in a relationship with another AFTER all the “perfections” of the others have been explored and exhausted. This is what many call as “acceptance”, acceptance of one’s whole, the essence of loving each other even though they fart like mad and smell like AIDS.

However, have you ever considered these flaws as one’s selling point to the prospective partner in which you are pursuing?

Think about it, rather than state those boring good traits about yourself, which many a time no one believes in, then one should just state one’s flaws! People love gossip and discussions on flawed character traits! This makes for wonderful conversations anytime anywhere! Think of the convenience of having a wonderful topic in which one gets to belittle oneself. Hell, most people love talking about themselves anyway so why not sell yourself at the same time? Who knows, maybe the girl sitting next to you maybe the “one”.

In order to highlight how easy it is to actually succeed using this method, I will use myself as a great example to the wonders of this method.

I am,

Lazy
Moody
Unfocused
Blames others
Indecisive
Anxious
Foul mouthed
Bitchy
Arrogant
Lame
A scare-dy cat
Has no taste in clothes
Unkempt
Buck toothed
Yadda, Yadda, Yadda…

lol behold, I am indeed a man of many imperfections! Love me now please!

With all these imperfections, wouldn’t this make me one of the most eligible bachelor’s to love based on such obvious character flaws?

Why bother to improve when these flaws are actually symptoms of great attraction? Plus it is so easy to be such a flawed person! Wow, no wonder there are so many couples in the village I live in! This would probably mean, I am not flawed enough to be loved!

Hoo-wah! Now I got something to work on! I should now pursue a new objective of not taking baths, shaving and also taking care of my health! The more pathetic I get, the more attractive I become! Being a bum and a total jackass would become the new epitome of sexiness, reverberating through this stereotypical based world we live in!

Hoorah, Hoorah!

Such revelation, such insight. I amaze myself with my ability to observe and conclude such stupid menial things!

See? Another flaw! I am over-critical in matters which are silly, stupid and smallish which are not worth the time spent upon.

Hmmmm, now where are all the ladies that want a slice of my imperfections?