Let’s Paint and Exercise TV! Unintentional Surrealism at its best.

Let’s Paint and Exercise TV!

What happens when you put a painter, an extremely large king and a treadmill together?

You get Let’s Paint and Exercise!

This has got to be one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. Its so weird and disturbing yet I cant help but keep on watching it. Coupled with the extremely weird music in the background and you truly have the makings of something truly bizarre.

Now why do I feel as if I’m in the Twilight Zone right about now?

The De-volution of a Programmer

I read this.

The Evolution of a Programmer.

And I laughed.

Could someone please shoot me.

Great Tips for Surviving PMS! (For Men)

PMS SURVIVAL TIPS (02:45)

Well, at least there’s now a scientific explanation for the horrors of PMS as well as great tips and strategies in averting a potential life-ending catastrophe.

Brand new hotness! Didem, the Turkish Belly Dancer.

Three years ago, this woman was the definition of ‘hot’ amongst my friends and I.

Alizee - J’en ai marre (04:14)

Alizee, French Pop Singer

So ‘hot’ was she that the very dance she performed in the video above, in the year 2003, that it was made into the dance animation for the female Night Elves in the insanely popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft. If I am not mistaken, she was only 15 or so in the video above.

All was well with Alizee, World of Warcraft and fanboys like us until one fine day, we stumbled across the following picture.

WARNING: LIFE CHANGING & SHOCKING IMAGE BELOW! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!

The most controversial music video, action-figures, juvenile delinquency, getting closer to God as well other cute and weird stuff.

1. The following video is the most controversial music video in history.

The Prodigy - Smack my Bitch Up (04:06)

2. The following video is probably the cheapest and silliest music video in history.

Sum 41 - The Hell Song (03:23)

3. The following video is the craziest documented case of pre-school Asian kids going bat shit insane in a music video.

The Prodigy - Hotride (Banned Version) (04:06)

4. The following video is what I believe that should have been the most controversial music video in history, simply because I like it a lot and because the 1st video to me was very tame in comparison.

Nine Inch Nails - Closer (Uncut) (04:32)

5. The following video is about a sweet, tired and extremely cute, till I’ll rip my eyeballs out, cat.

Sweet Tired Cat (00:2

6. The following video is about a 2 headed kitten.

Kitten with 2 heads (01:42)

That is all.

What kind of blogger am I? Bollocks is all I’ll say!

 

To be honest, I don’t believe it but hey, I’ll take any compliment I can get! Then again, wtf is a pundit?

Source
What Kind of Blogger Are You? (Blogthings)

RedWolf Airsoft Complete CIRAS Vest Comparison Guide

*Images below are from RedWolf Airsoft

Marines donning CIRAS in training.

I was doing my usual airsoft/gun reading routine and stumbled across this very interesting article on RedWolf Airsoft comparing the differing quality between the ‘imitation’ CIRAS (Combat Integrated Releasable Armor System) vests available on the market. A very interesting article to say the least simply because it gives insight to the tools/equipment that the fighting men and women of America don into hostile combat zones.

CIRAS Maritime in green color.

Though they maybe imitations, they seem realistic enough and would probably do, speculatively, half as well as the real CIRAS vest. I say this simply because RedWolf Airsoft themselves have clearly stated in their article that they’ve even sent some to Iraq, though I must say, hopefully it ain’t for the Insurgents. Anyway, pretty cool to say the least, though I do wonder if there are any practical uses for theses systems in the civilian market OTHER than skirmishes.

This has got to be one of the most complicated ‘piece of clothing’ that I’ve ever seen. Click on the image to enlarge.

As cool as it maybe but I doubt even the most extreme outdoors men would even go to such lengths in wearing these sort of things in efforts to modularize their equipment loadout. Come to think of it, why am I even posting this as well?

Sadly, I want one too!

/the nerd in me hides.

Source
RedWolf Airsoft Complete CIRAS Vest Comparison Guide

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. You like Borat? I like! High Five! =D

Jak sie masz? My name Borat! My country send me to United States to make movie-film. Please, come and see my film. If it not success, I will be execute.

Having recently watched the movie, Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan, all I can say is Sacha Baron Cohen is truly insane for having the Khram to do half the things he did in the movie above.

I was actually surprised at how quotable the whole movie was and how ridiculous the proceedings got as it went on. Come to think of it, ridiculous is far too little a word to summarize the things I watched unfold in front of me…It was truly incredibly insane that I was laughing so hard until the stitches from my old war wound on my tummy just EXPLODED at the seams!

You’ve got to believe me when there’s this particular “scene/sketch” in it that borders on pure psychosis and pushing what’s morally acceptably watchable in a movie.

Good times!

Though I would highly suggest bringing a box of kleenex with you as you watch it, then again, a respirator would be a much more prudent course of action.

I like you. I like sex. Is nice! Quick children, smash the Jew egg!

If the picture above does not convince you of how insane it can get, I’ve found this “The Best of Borat” video on YouTube. I probably won’t be the first to say this but the stuff you see in the ‘Best of’ video is nothing compared to the actual movie itself. I’d dare say that its extremely tame in comparison. :O

The Best of Borat

Our favorite Kazakhstani reporter in action.

 

Further Reading
Borat (Wikipedia)

Farewell, Mr. Donald Rumsfeld. =(

Rumsfeld Gets Cute At The Podium (Extended version)

A little bit of nostalgia of the good times provided to us by Mr. Donald Rumsfeld.

Farewell, Mr. Donald Rumsfeld.

You’ll be missed for providing us so much entertainment and questionable ethics in your war against Iraq. You’ll also be missed for the pure monopolization and privatization of the US military in Iraq, as well as the gross exploitation of the oil reserves in the country in question.

You’ll be missed, Mr. Secretary of Defense.

Honestly. Honestly. I really do.

From,
A concerned citizen.

Paid Blog Reviews Courtesy of ReviewMe

/al-holic’s sponsored post of ReviewMe.

I actually stumbled across this service by chance actually and was quite pleased as to what it offered to bloggers who are interested in monetizing their site(s).What is ReviewMe?

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Simple enough, right? Though one will admit that this service or should I say, this post even, is in a way a paid advertisement or a sponsored post, the service doesn’t really care whether or not the review you make is positive or negative. That is indeed a lot better than having to lie through your teeth and preaching the “so-called” greatness of the site you are tasked to review. Even though I say this, ReviewMe thus far doesn’t suck.

Moving on, I’ve see some sites command up to USD $250 for every review they make and the lowest at USD $20 thus far. I am getting paid US 20 for this review of ReviewMe, which is a part of their current US $25,000 give-away.

So for those who are interested, do sign-up as this offer will only last until they’ve exhausted the sum of USD $25,000!

Now the question everyone should be asking themselves now is, why are some sites worth USD $250 while some others are only USD $20?

Well, your review worth is highly dependent on your Alexa, Technorati and etc. ranking. A 5-star blog based on these criterias will get about USD $250 per review where as this lowly blog of mine will only command USD $20 per review, seeing that I am only ranked as a 1-star blog.

So once you’ve done your assigned review of a site, all you will need to do is to submit the URL of the post you’ve done and the rest is history. Be warned though that for every review that you partake in has a time limit in which they’d expect you to produce a review for, much like this review, which has a 48-hour limit before it expires.

So for the curious, I find this service to be quite an interesting twist in monetizing and heck, what’s there to lose right? Heck, I’ve just made USD $20 bucks off this post and you should at the very least give it a shot.