I think I need not explain the reasoning for the title of this post.
Why?
Because the above conclusion was derived from an extremely informative Saturday Night Live segment that I just had the pleasure of viewing.
What more would you need to know? Being a lowly villager and a firm believer that whatever produced by mainstream American television is indeed the truth, to which I gladly and honestly embrace their teachings whole heartily.
Seriously, who are we to question the knowledge and cultural elements that are shared to us by our future oppressors anyway?
For example, they’ve probably given me the best ever answer that I could have wished for when pondering upon the following question, that strikes fear into every man at any point within their lifetime.
What should I get for her to commemorate this very, very, very special occasion?
To which, it was simply answered by them in the following statement.
This holiday season, give the biggest gift. Something special for your girlfriend this Christmas…
Which was then greatly demonstrated in the following video by none other than the famous Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg.
SNL - Digital Short - A Special Christmas Box
Great advice, huh? And this is all thanks to Saturday Night Live! 
I can’t wait to unleash this very, very, very special gift for my special someone. 
I suggest everyone reading this do the same as well.
As in, life is too short to be left in the dark.
Literally.
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Justin Timberlake - Dick in a Box
